Rent-A-Mahram.com, For All Your Mahram Needs!

Posted on April 1, 2009 by hijabman

Saudi Arabia mandates that a woman needs a male relative, or a mahram to visit Mecca. This leaves many of our sisters empty handed with no ‘umra or hajj visa in hand. Enter Rent-A-Mahram. We provide temporary husband services to cure this injustice. Thousands of single Muslim women (especially converts) who cannot go will now have a companion!

Rent-A-Mahram.com, for all your mahram needs. We also provide background check services on potential mates by bringing baseball bats to our meetings!

Note: No representation is made that the quality of services performed by this mahram are better than the services performed by actual mahram. Dowry, maintenance, and gratification of sexual desires not included.

UPDATE: WE NOW OFFER THREE (3) HAJJ PACKAGES:

Poor Peoples Package (PPP)

For the truly third world experience

- Water from the well of Zamzam will be provided free of charge in those neat plastic cups available throughout the mosque. We’ll throw in some granola bars too!

- Shared Mixed Sex Bathroom Per 50 People..

- No Air Conditioning

- Transportation provided by Pakistan International Airlines, where they proudly proclaim: Our planes may be from the 1970’s, they may smell like poo, and our landings always make you think you are about to die, but that is what makes us special!

- You’ll be chauffeured through Mecca and Medina on a camel or a ’95 Toyota corolla

Sweatshop Friendly Package (GAP)

For Those who can afford air conditioning

- Just like the PPP but no shared bathroom

- Air conditioning 50% of the time

- You get your Zamzam water in a super-cute collectible

Starbucks travel mug!

- Kentucky Fried Chicken-catered meals. (Mango icecream included!)

- Your pilgrimage ihram garments will also come especially designed from The GAP*

Package Three: The Sheikh Special

Eat The Rich

- You will be treated like Saudi Royalty.