“No One From Here Wants To Marry You?” – Mom

Posted on December 9, 2006 by hijabman

Thanks Mom. Love you too.

I am getting responses to my bio data. They just tend to be from Uttar Pradesh, India. And they average 3 of the 5 mistakes that people make when creating a bio data! Not bad.

Here is one of them:

The Parent of a slim, very fair, smart, beautiful, intelligent, soft spoken, accommodative, sweet natured. 24yrs, 5’4”, 50 kg, practicing Muslim Girl, seek match of compatible qualities & status. Girl is educated upto M. A. (Sociology), Diploma in DTP, has interest in reading, very proficient in household work. Girl belongs to a nicely educated respected and small family. Father – employed in state govt. , Mother – homemaker, only one younger brother – college going. Father owns agricultural land & residence. Maternal family consists of Engineers and IT professionals and owns agro lands and own residences. Family stays in ancestral town in West UP.

At least she isn’t wheatish.

Go ahead, click that link. Notice how all of them are described as wheatish and yet they all appear to be a different color. Many of them are missing persons. If everyone is wheatish, how do they find anybody? What does real wheat look like?

Pshh, easy for you to say, you pasty Paki boy!

That’s lightly washed basmati to you, buddy.